have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again

dogesexual:

do you type differently depending on the person you’re talking to

ladyblogger-margie:

anna-of-wonderland:

*reads the last line again*

*closes the book*

*deep sigh*

*screams*

*throws book out the window*

*jumps out the window after it*

*writhes in pain while clutching the book*

*cries and rocks it back and forth*

*puts it back down on the shelf*

*deep breath*

*Calls friend* “read this book”

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what do boxes breath

boxygen

i stand corrected

i feel bad for nice sharks because no matter how nice they are everyone screams and swims away scared shitless like maybe that shark just wanted to braid hairs and talk about celebs

alexfuji:

That agonizing period of time when your favorite shows have wrapped up for the season, leaving you with nothing to watch.