you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop

it needed to be done
i keep forgetting that there are people i know in real life who follow me on here
i’m so so sorry
BUT REMEMBER. THIS PLACE IS LIKE VEGAS.
EVERYTHING STAYS. EVERYTHING.

submitted by cro-atoan
No headphones = you can talk to me
1 headphone = you can talk to me if I like you
2 headphones = fuck off
(Source: doomriff)
the best way to a girl’s heart is to cut a hole and dig it out of her rib cage

(Source: nickholmes, via thissashaisfierce)